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Thursday, 7 November 2013

Poem : An Ordinary Girl


Dreams full of wishes and life having complications,
I am just an ordinary girl in existence.
Curly black hair and dark brown eyes,
A plain looking girl in need of advice.

I am just an ordinary girl, wearing simple clothes,
Going to high school, where about my existence
Not everybody knows.
I live not as scared as a violet nor as proud as a rose,
But still I dare to park my car near his, so close.
If I am ever lucky, he talks to me. So i am not exactly unseen by him,
But still I am only an ordinary girl to him.
Somehow I turned in to someone special to this cute new guy,
He saw me even if I was invisible
I turned in to somebody for him, even if nobody for all
That’s when I knew what was love.
He showed me what I meant to him, who I was even if not for all.

With dreams full of wishes and a determined heart.
I AM an ordinary girl, whose life made a new start
I have soft curly hair, and sparkling brown eyes,
A happy face and smile, wise.
I am a ordinary girl with a comfy style,
Going to high school, working hard and living my life twice.
Now i live as a down to earth violet and a high aiming rose,
And my hand is held by someone I love, who loves me back,
he made this miracle happen, how? God knows

I am just a ordinary girl, now you know me,
A happy forever person, setting life free


Taken from: http://allpoetry.com/poem/6567305-An-Ordinary-Girl-by-blissfully 

Comment

All of assistant are 
 kind (rarely)
 funny (sometimes) 
 and dilligent especially to give tasks for us

That's all.. GodBless

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

Funny Jokes : Magic Fingers



While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets stuck.

His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains the situation, and the daughter's date says, "I can get the peanut out."

He tells the father to sit down, shoves two fingers into the father's nose, and tells him to blow hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.

After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says, "Isn't he smart? I wonder what he plans to be."

The father says, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."

Taken from :  http://www.jokes.com/funny-food-jokes/688x32/magic-fingers

Funny Jokes : Blonde and Pizza



A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he should cut it in six or 12 pieces.

She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."

Taken from : http://www.jokes.com/funny-food-jokes/wlc8zb/blonde-and-pizza

Funny Jokes : Forget About It



An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Taken from : http://www.jokes.com/funny-food-jokes/n6iu2l/forget-about-it

Monday, 4 November 2013

Jenis-jenis Scanner



Jenis-jenis Scanner

  1. Flat bed
  Jenis ini banyak dite
mui karena harga yang relative murah dan cocok untuk pemakaian pribadi. Scanner ini berbentuk persegi panjang, memiliki papan penutup, dan lapisan kaca tempat meletakkan gambar. Cara pengoperasiannya diletakkan secara mendatar.

             



2. Handheld
 
Jenis ini membutuhkan keterampilan yang lebih dari penggunanya. Pengguna dengan tangannya akan menggerakan scanner ini di atas gambar yang akan dibacanya. Karena proses pembacaan data oleh scanner sangat sensitif, maka gambar yang dihasilkan kualitasnya kurang baik, akibat kecepatan gerakan yang tidak rata. Umumnya scanner jenis ini bersifat monochrome, atau tepatnya hanya dapat menghasilkan warna hitam putih saja.
             

3. Automatic Document Feeder

 Jenis ini memiliki kelebihan kemudahan dalam penggunaan. Kita dapat meletakkan gambar-gambar yang akan dibaca, selanjutnya alat ini secara otomatis akan mengambil sendiri gambar-gambar tersebut dan membacanya, untuk selanjutnya disimpan sebagai file digital. Harganya sudah tentu lebih mahal dibanding jenis flat bed. Jenis ini memang cocok untuk perkantoran yang memiliki banyak gambar yang akan di-scan.

4. Drum

Jenis ini adalah jenis-jenis yang awal dikembangkan . Jenis ini menggunakan photomultiplier tubes (PMT) untuk membaca data gambar. Jenis ini menghasilkan kualitas yang lebih baik di banding jenis lainnya. Namun karena harganya relatif mahal, maka jenis ini sudah tidak banyak digunakan. Banyak orang beralih menggunakan jenis flatbed berkualitas tinggi. Tetapi jenis ini masih tetap digunakan oleh pihak-pihak yang membutuhkan kualitas yang baik, seperti museum atau seniman yang akan menyimpan hasil kerja seninya.
          
 5. Optical Mark Reader (OMR)

Biasanya digunakan untuk membaca dokumen. OMR banyak digunakan untuk memeriksa hasil ujian ataupun pada saat penerimaan mahasiswa baru. OMR akan membaca mark (tanda) yang diberikan pada lembar kertas. Tanda ini biasanya dibuat dengan menggunakan pensil 2B. Dengan menentukan posisi baris dan kolom pada kertas yang bersangkutan, dan kemudian dikonversikan pada tabel yang dimiliki, maka OMR bisa mengetahui jawaban yang diberikan salah atau benar